I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
So why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa Cards.
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This one is specially dedicated to elmo ... hehe
One should love animals.
They are very tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry; and when they marry
they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings about so many unheard relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep as much as possible.
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk?
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So, why learn?
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and this is for the rest of us ...
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say?
